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In line with the "status updates" Who would you give up you right arm to bang

Christina Aguilera

Amy Childs (from the only way is essex) - dont ask me why. I just want to bang the living hell out of her. I would do some dirty dirty stuff with her given 0.3% of a chance. Plus Im already half in as my name is also Kirk


I'll think of some more

Post up your bang list

[Cide]

well if i'm gonna be honest, if i was single, there's probably not many i would turn down if given a wink and a smile. even they fatties (hey, big girls need love too!)

but if we're talking people that we'd give our left testicle for, just to be given the chance to dangle the right one in their mouths, my list would probably go something like...

Rachel Bilson (had a thing for her ever since i was a juvi watching OC)


Selena Gomez (hey, don't judge me...she's legal these days!


Britney Spears (i'd do unspeakable things to this girl...and i reckon she'd let me!)


Natalie Portman (It's natalie portman, why the hell do i need to justify myself)


Christina Aguilera (i've wanted her to rub the genie out my bottle ever since she released her first single)

i'll add more as i think of them

[Captn_Awesome]

Agreed with Natalie Portman. I wouldn't mind tying her wrists to her ankles

[~Spyne~]

useless n00bs..."S E A R C H"

http://www.mobileele...1

[Captn_Awesome]

That was a top five This is an all out - who would you bang. And theres more than five.
And I did kinda search - half arsedly

[Cide]

it's a "Top 5" for a reason guys...not a "Top 5...Plus some others than i fapp to"

This is a completely different topic because you are able to add more than 5.



sit down nub!

[~Spyne~]

same concept, which celebrity would you bang if given the chance.


but hey, fap away if you're having a slow work-day

Cide, so go make a 2nd or 3rd entry in the Top 5 thread...

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LOL

[icacha]

om nom nom nom

[Tobyrose12345.inc]

Emma Watson (Hermione off Harry Potter)Wanted to bang her since the first Harry Potter hahahahaha Anyone seen those paparazzi pics? Or am I just lost in my own little sick world?

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^hmm she looks like a chick i used to work with - she had great fake boobs. I really am a fan of good fake tits.

[Cide]

^ really? they dont do much for me. stewie griffin said it best

those aren't breasts, they're lies!

[Captn_Awesome]

Im gunna put it out there - have you ever played with good fake tits?
Seriously they are a lot of fun. Im not going to say they are as good of better than real ones. But they're a darn lot better than no tits and they are just different.

[BIGW]

I would do things you wouldn't do to farm animals.

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if only ruby rose wasnt a lesbian

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[Cide]

i think they prefer the term 'Vagitarian'

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i think they prefer the term 'Vagitarian'

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Ruby Rose does nothing for me at all.

Scarlett Mmmmmm


Maggie Gyllenhaal - She did a lot of things for me in the movie "Secretary". Then as the face for agent provocateur. Mmmmm. Although shes one of those that really works some days and other days "meh"

[08_focus_spl]

Ruby Rose does nothing for me at all.

[~Spyne~]

scarlett johansson


natalie portman


avril lavigne
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katy perry


rachel mcadams


jessica alba


rosie jones


NSFW!

Spoiler

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[Captn_Awesome]

Avril Lavigne? Really? I'd pretty much pay to watch you bang all of those on your list - but Avril? what the heck?
She cant sing and still tries to be a 16yr old emo.

[TEGBOY]

Scarlett does nothing for me. Horses for course

[Cide]

I can't believe i left her off of the 'bang' list

Kaley Cuoco

[Langas]

Yummy

Katy Perry...

[peaandham]

I would also go Kaley Cuoco, she is fine.

And of course Katy Perry because she looks like fun in the bedroom lol.

[bobo333]

the chick off juno and that rollerskating movie i cant remember the name of... id tap that



and michelle trachtenburg

Edited by bobo333, 17 February 2011 - 05:09 PM.

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Ellen Page?

[bobo333]

yeah thats the one! apparently shes also in xmen?

[peaandham]

Thought i needed to get some more pics on here.

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By peaandham at 2011-02-16

[Stone]

No Mila Kunis???