How can corn re-assemble itself for exit, even though you chew it very well???

Man its not only corn - I spewed the ham from on top of my pizza last weekend - came out looking just as shredded as it did going in. Only it went in my mouth and came out my nose. Spewing out your nose is possibly the most painful thing I've done for a while - and the acid burn lasts for ages, which made me want to spew more.

I've spewed a whole hot dog too - well it wasnt quite whole but it was definately in pieces large enough to recognise. I think I need to learn to masticate my food better.

I've spewed beer plenty of times too - that kinda looks the same.
Oh and why is it that when you drink bourbon all your spew becomes thick and black - kinda like guinness.

And carrot man theres always carrot!

Red wine makes for an interesting spew - it stains EVERYTHING and venetian blinds are a prick of a thing to clean spew out of.

Oh and why does spew stink - all that stuff didn't stink that bad going in, if it did I wouldnt have eaten it- and it hasn't been in there that long

I have tears coming out of the throught of spewing through your nose!

I do remember my 18th bday me in the back seat of my mates 2 day old Evo5 Lancer (yes you can work out how old I am, if you know your Evo's), and him being a smartass and showing me how good it cornered, after at least 8-10 black Sambuca shots and beer chasers... I asked him to stop, which naturally he didn't, and him then pushing it harder around the roundabout, and me projectile vomiting from the back seat into the front passenger seat ALL over his G/F. He stopped then, I got out, vomitted again the gutter infront of the club, whilst my at the time digusted girlfriend, stormed off and lined up (it was her sister in the passenger seat). I walked straight to the head of the line, knowing teh bouncer, went straight in, leaving my GF in line. Needless to say, my GF didn't want any Clint love for awhile heheheh

Recaros + vomit = ugh... what a mess. I did clean his car for him. It was as good as new when I finished. His girlfriend is still his GF and she does still talk to me.

New thought of the day!

If you push the half flush and the full flush on the toilet...

Do you get 1 1/2 flushes???

no silly


3/4 flush

its for when you have the craps

Nah you don't get 1 1/2 flushes, i tried it once after the old AGB. i needed some extra water to help with the evacuation so i pressed the full followed by the half. you still have to wait for the thing to fill up so no advantage. i did find out however, if you use the half first, it takes quicker to re-fill so you can get the full flush off quicker!

but surely, if you do the full flush first, then it only takes half as long to fill enough for the half flush.

perhaps we can empanel a committee to investigate the different types of flushing mechanism, and make recommendations on which cistern is more approprite for different types of 'jobs'...

I'm going back to work on my car now.

you have a valid point there! anyone got a stop watch?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

leave you torn.
you couldn't battle me, with that lame rhyme
you couldn't come hard with 2 women at the same time
you walk in the club dipped in jewels and versace
only gay guys whear that much gold, ask liberace
MC's act arrogant i, wonder why
if your skills matched your ego you'd be eating humble pie
your rhymes are more average than your girlfriends looks
and with a face like that, i hope that girl can cook

IT'S LIKE THAT!

^
WTF?

HTH - Simmy and the Gravyspitter.

its got the lyric "you don't wanna play leapfrog with a unicorn" then continues as above..... i get bored sometimes

I never knew that saying was in a song! Must look it up when I get home.

Ah you suck! It's off The Calling

Just think, if everyone in the Western world just saved those corn kernals, washed them off and sent them to
starving kids in Africa there would be no more world hunger.

We're so bloody selfish.

And we'd get to play with our own turds.

Wow.....here's to hoping you don't sponsor some poor african child

LOL Im with Cide on this one

Theres slightly twisted and theres just bloody weird

What?
I can't be the only one who saves my turds for fecal sculpting.
I just finished a whole series of busts of 18th century Russian Tsars.

Quite a satisfying hobby. Somewhat stinky though.

get some scat porn actors n actresses to sort the corn out and clean it up a bit. then we can put it all (the recycled or 'green' corn) on a cargo plane and drop 'aid' to them. wow this idea could work.

Ahh! Another man with compassion, courage and vision!
I knew I wasn't the only one.
Just think my friend, if we pull this off every hungry child will soon go to bed every night with a stomach full of 'recycled' corn.

I would like to propose a name for our new invention: 'Fecorn' short for 'fecal corn'.

It's all coming together nicely.

Now we just need to find some investors for Fecorn Corp.

i think we need to find some people willing to sit down and sort thru a conver belt of crap for corn. lol. maybe we can hire the girls off 2girls1cup???

did anyone think of the poor little 3rd world kids getting pink eye from the tiny poo particals that get missed in the cleaning of the corn and maybe korn cound sing a song cleaning of the corn instead of children of the korn and chey cound make horror movies about the cleaning of the corn and kids getting pink eye!!!
if u think about all the different franchise ventures that could spawn from the cleaning of the corn the hungry kids will be full might get pink eye but they would be full and we make movies and music and get rich in the process!!!

my 2 cents

Would fecorn come back out as first corn? or refecorn?

i think it would come out as shit