ok i ripped this from a site today funny as:

This article is a simple reference on how a WRX owner drives to
Chapel St on Saturday nights.

Firstly your WRX must be a 1998 model onwards so people can see the updated front bar.

If you are fully sik you will replace the fog lights with sti light covers.

When u go to Brighton, St Kilda or Prahran it must be between 8pm and 11pm on a Saturday night this is when all the sick cars come out of their hives.

Your car must be lowered at least 2 inches, have 17 inch wheels as a minimum and some form of loud noise must be emitted from your car
whether it's the 4 subwoofers in your boot, or your 3.5 inch
mandrel bent exhaust, either way people will not turn to look at your sik car unless it sounds loud.

If possible, organise with your cousin Mohammed and his friend from school Ahmed to drive behind you in their own cars, and remember you must be the leader of the pack in your sik WRX.

Behind you should be a rotary of some sort then a lancer or a gti. And remember yours must be the loudest.

Your plate number should be the black and white VIC plates, usually showing your stupid mentality by having something like FULSIK, 2NVME or YULLAH. Then if you see a car coming opposite you that looks sicker than yours remember you must NOT turn your head, only move your eyes so as to not satisfy the other drivers ego, only
when he has driven past u can you then take a quick look at his car and resume driving.

Remember you must attempt to get stuck in peak hour traffic on Chapel St., this is usually around 9:30 pm. The crowd that stands outside KFC, Zos and Lambs on Chapel will look at your fulsik, lowered, turbo, 3pac enamel, window tinted, colour coded skirts, auction job car with awe and amazement and wonder where you got the money to buy such a car.

Usually they will think that you are a drug dealer or you and your cousin Mohammed are panel beaters and go to Fowles auctions every Wednesday and scoop up all the cars. People will think it's a show car then some one will recognize it and say they see it at Broadmeadows Shopping Centre every Saturday morning.

After you have paraded for a good 3 hrs on Chapel St., turn on to Napean Hwy and on your way through Fitzroy St to the Melbourne Grand Prix track. Remember try to get caught at the lights, and u do turn the music off. This will give the huge crowd crossing a
chance to hear your beautifully refined engine and hear the rumble of the exhaust, and they will definitely think you are sick because
you are original and have the music off, they will think you are getting ready to thrash your auction job car.

Note: Make sure that you drive at night so people cant see the dodgy paint job you and your cousin Mohammed did after you bought the car from the auctions. As you turn on to the Grand Prix Track red line your car and let go and make sure people hear the whoosh of the turbo, now as everyone has heard your turbo you can then
drive easily with the knowledge that your ego is satisfied.
Don't try to drag because your car already has 3 of your cousins (Ahmed, Hamed and Morehamed) and 2 of your friends (Ali 1 and Ali2) and you would lose if you did try to drag.

Remember a sik WRX owner always performs at least 3 laps (1 hour
each) on Chapel St and must be seen within a pack of other done up cars.

Approximately once a month you you have to visit Lygon St, park your car outside Nick's and get out to get something to eat, usually a kebab, but normally you are there to do happy laps and pick up chicks ule.

If you see MR-WRX you must attempt to stay as close to him as possible, this way people will think you are his friend. And remember because you drive a WRX your mobile phone should be a minimum of a nokia 8250, and you must have a custom ring tone usually you would have downloaded it from yourmobile.com. And you should receive at least 3 SMS messages from your other lebo
"friends" so your lebo friends in your car think your really
special. Usually though it's your mum and she wants to know where you are, and when you're bringing her car back.......

nice!

Ahhhh so true.
You can also change WRX - to Skyline too.

HAHAHAHAH
pure gold

awesome stuff

-Gaz

Thats fantastic, everything about Chapel St is wrong, in many ways.

Had to go to a comp. on chaps the other weekend...driving home was scary, people thought we were there because we had a 'fulsik' car, when alls it was was us trying to get home...Sik.

aaah... the good old chapz laps..
that brings back some fine memories..

top post there BigW..

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similar to an e-mail i got a while back:

The Art of wog driving

Prepare your vehicle

Colour coordinate
If your car is green, don't wear a yellow shirt,.. you get me? Your car is an extension of your body, give it the respect it deserves make sure you complement each other. Clash .. and you wont impress anyone.

Antique air freshener
Make sure you have an ample supply of air freshener items to hang from parts of your dashboard. These should be pre-aged so the chance of them actually giving off any fragrance is zero. If you are Italian, or want others to believe you are, religious artifacts should also be placed at random throughout the car.
Lebanese cab driver beaded seat covers
These have nothing to do with massage, the sole purpose of these items is to maximise the circulation of air around your ass allowing you to fart more freely and to share your experience with friends traveling with you.
Open the windows
Depending on the number of wogs your vehicle will contain you should open the appropriate number of windows allowing marios and ginos to hang out of the car and carry on deep and meaningful conversations with people outside the vehicle. Over the centuries young marios have developed special muscles that enable them to hang safely from car windows even at high speeds.
Prepare your surfaces

Remove all sharp objects from the back seat area
The rear passengers play a vital role in wog driving. They carry a heavy responsibility to be able to quickly respond to any situation. A fine wog babe walking past the car must be greeted with whistles and howyagoinbaby's within 5 seconds, even faster if the vehicle is in motion. Therefore all sharp objects should be removed from the backseat to allow for your accompanying Marios to slide around freely. Use of Armour-All or Mr Sheen on all surfaces is encouraged.
Ensure Fenders at comfortable leaning temperature
As you get more experience with wog driving, you will be able to judge how many blockies and at what speed they should be performed in order for your fenders to reach a comfortable temperature on which you can lean against. This is particularly useful in winter and can add an additional 30 minutes to your time on the street.
Paint condition
The standard of your car's paintjob is obviously important. Wog chicks like to compliment paint condition by checking their reflection on the bonnet of your car. If a girl does her hair or makeup whilst leaving over your hood she is paying you the highest possible compliment. Consult your wog mother and secure a continuous supply of cotton garments which can be used to prepare polishing rags. Watch the "Karate Kid" movie to get some ideas on how to fool your little brother into polishing your car on a regular basis, add comments like "Bruce Lee used to polish his brother's car every day" or if you are trying to convince your dad or grandfather to help say "Dino Zoff would spend 2 hours before each game applying wax to metal surfaces in the change room"

On the way there

Stay in right lane at all times
It is a common error to think that the right lane is only for overtaking, this is not the case. The right lane is for the exclusive use of you and you only as it allows everyone to view your machine from all angles. This is a service to society and if people had their head screwed on right you would be paid for it.
Flash headlights randomly at any oncoming vehicles
This give people the chance to slow down to hear how beautifully your cousin Alberto has tuned your engine..
Use of SMS Messages
Yes it is illegal to speak on the phone while driving but with dedication and practice you should be able to SMS your friends without actually looking at your phone. Learn the basic SMS cruising comments such as "WHERE R U MARIO?", "and "IS ANNA WITH U?" They are easy to memorise - communication is the key to good cruising.
Slipstream whenever possible
Fuel should be conserved whenever possible so it can be used for critical activities such as burnouts and blockies. Find a bus that travels in the direction you want to go, tailgate it and if possible attach yourself to the back of it at an appropriate bus stop.

Don't use your indicators
It's your business where you are going, indicators only give away what particular path you will be taking to others and warn them of potential hazards ahead of them, let them find out the way you did... the hard way
Remember that it is the Digital age
It's the year 2000 and everything is going digital, so use your digits as much as you can. A picture paints a thousand words but a single finger directed at a fellow motorist can be much more specific.
Supplies
Make sure your glove compartment contains enough of your critical supplies, several brands of aftershave are required, also CD's to cater for any mood should also be on board. Be a good boy and replace that condom that has been in your wallet for the past 12 months with a fresh one,.. and no chicks don't like the ribbed ones as a rule.
Upon arrival

Traffic lights
It is critical to reach each traffic light as they go to red, this maximises the time you have available to; allow others to look at your machine, allow you to carry on conversations with people on the street, allow others to hear the magnificence of your stereo and your fine choice in music.
Accessorise for success
Get yourself some accessories that help make you stand out from the crowd. Some fancy headwear, a scarf, racing or safety goggles,.. all add to the effect that you and your machine have on the rest of humanity.
Parking
Location Location Location: Everything you have done, all the time and effort taken by you and your posse counts for nothing if the only parking space you can find is in an alley behind the 7-11. Watch other drivers and pedestrians, time your run beautifully and prime land can be yours.

the funny thing is though ive got a 02 rex this weekend and i think i might hit up lambs on chaps tonight ahahaha

Haha

Seen the exact email but references to Sydney places haha.