Following the cliche's/motto thread, what's your favourite movie line(s)?

My number 1 comes from Rounders (poker movie with Matt Damon and Edward Norton):

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the f%^ken rake!"
(not real sure why it's my favourite though?)

My number 2 comes from Boyz N' The Hood:

"Any fool with a di(k can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children"

My number 3 comes from Snatch:

"I fu%^king hate Pikey's!!!"

NB: search didn't come up with a thread like this

- Stooge007 out

the adventures of ford fairlane
"I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smelt fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish. "

2 from halfbaked

"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? "

"Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy. "

and who can forget Super Troupers


"Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy crap on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]"

"Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? "

I can't think of any meow.

^

Super Troopers

great movie

- Stooge007 out

"you know what i think?it doesnt realy matter what i think, as soon as that first bullet goes past your head politics and all that other crap goes straight out the window"

black hawk down^^^

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory"

apocalypse now^^^

"Hey Manny, look at the pelican fly, cmonnn pelican!"

"Say hello to my little friend"

Both off Scarface

"Stop looking at me swan."

"She said a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something, I dunno I wasnt paying attention."

"Harry your hands are freezing"

"Coach you didn't call my number"

"I told the FBI that kid was my nephew"

"Bye.... I love you"

"Woah, I didnt say anything about a bet"

"Call me sir goddammit!"

"Don't touch that squirels nuts...it drives him crazy!"

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory

"You can do eet"

Waterboy

Billy Madison

"HAHAHA...He calls the s#$t, poop haha"

The nutty professor

"You know mash potato give me gas"

Zoolander:
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, it's just a small--
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The center has to be at least... 3 times bigger than this!


Death To Smoochy:
"Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker."

lol, billy madison and willy wonka remind me...
the
"dont touch that squirells nuts, itll make him crazy" is a favourite

billy madison
Principal: Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I will probably just snap

Billy Madison: Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think "You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your ass out there and you find that f***in' dog!"

Liar Liar:

when Jim Carrey is beating the sh!t outta himself in the toilets...

bloke walks in: "What the hell are you doing?"

Jim Carrey: "IM KICKIN' MY ASS, DOYA MIND?"

ahh... love that movie... theres heaps more in that movie, anyone else recall any? also plenty in "Me, Myself and Irene"...

- mad89

Zoolander

Matilda: "Derek, I don't know if you're familiar with the belief that some aboriginal tribes hold. It's the concept that a photo might steal a part of your soul. What are your thoughts on that if someone gets his picture taken for a living?"

Zoolander: "Well I guess I would have to answer your question with another question. How many abo-diginals do you see modeling?"

Does the Family Guy movie count? Youre looking at about an hour and a half of favourite lines there.

And Napoleon Dynamite.

Billy Madison:
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Anchorman:
"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. "
"I ate a big,red candle."
"I love lamp"
"I woke up this morning and I crap a squirrel. I'm not kidding. It just came out of nowhere. I tried to flush it down the toilet and it crawled back up. So I've got a crap-covered squirrel running around the hallway and the trouble is-I don't know what to name it."
"I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming. "

this is the best ANCHORMAN

Brian fantana- its sex panther by odeon. its illegal in 9 countries. yup its made with real bits of panther, so you know its good!

Ron Burgandy- its quite pungent, a formidible scent, it stings the nostrils, but in a good way. brian, i gotta be honest it smells like pure gasoline.

Brian fantana- they've done studies you know, 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

Ron burgandy- that doesn't make sense.

Brian fantana- lets see if we can make the kitty purr

brain walks out side to veronica corningstone


Brian fantana- hey sweet cheeks i got an invite i'd like to extend your way.

Veronica- my god! what is that smell! oh!

Brian fantana- that is the smell of desire baby!

Veronica- it smells like a used diaper filled indian food!

Brian fantana- you know desire smells like that to some people

man stands in background - some thing smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

lady walks past - its smells like big foots dick!

people are running round scared!
smoke alarm goes off!!

might as well chuck the whole anchorman movie up there

Veronica - Mr Burgundy you have a massive erection

Voiceover: you back with 5 time emmy award winning anchorman Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee
Veronica: Tits McGee is on holidays, im Veronica Cordingstone

Brick: im riding a big furry tractor

haha the whole movie is awesome

AAAAAhhhhhahahahahaha....That was what i was thinking, Miss Lippy! Oh thats GOLD!!!

Vote 1 Billy Madison for greatest movie OF ALL TIME.

"Did you fall asleep or did you pass out?"

billy madison and anchorman for all time funniest lol

"i fart in your general direction"- monty python & the holy grail

"the snosberries taste like snosberriers" - super troopers

lots more... cant think at the moment...

I'm Ron Burgundy???

- Stooge007 out

Brenda? - Mall Rats

speaking of mallrats/keven smith:

"all it took was a fat chronic blunt"

and from dogma:

"3 days left on earth, if i had a dick i would get laid so i will do the next best thing, kill some people" Lady in the elevator spits out her drink, "oh not you"

"Now you will receive us, We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry, We do not want your tired and sick, It is your corrupt we claim, It is your evil that will be sought by us, With every breath, we shall hunt them down, Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies, Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace, These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost, here are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain, For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it, and we will send you to whatever god you wish." - boondock saints

Holy crap, Mall Rats, that takes me back.

40 Year Old Virgin has some classics.....

Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah?
Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman f***in' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman f***in' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman f***ing a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something

Oh - also "Don't suck and Co(K on the way to the parking lot" from Clerks.

and from Ghostbusters - "Yes, its ture. This man has no Di(k" and

"Where does these stairs go?"
"They go up"

Under Siege 2 "assumption is the mother of all F#ck ups"

Swordfish "Fishing is a little to much like masterbation for me but without the pay off"

Napolean Dynamite "Chicks like skills, computer hacking skills, ninja skills, pole vaulting skills"

Billy madison I Just HAVE to second this one "Stop looking at me Swan"

oh and longest yard "I think we should start seeing other people"

From friday after next:
"All i want santa clause is 2 fat b*tches and a bag of weed, and 2 bags of chips to give to the fat b*tches"

cube - "what are you doing in my house, eatin a big-ass sandwich and sh*t?"
robber - "ni*** i'm santa clause, where the f*ck are the milk and cookies?!"

"bros bar-b-q. Taste so good, make yo wanna slap yo mamma"

monty python and the holy grail:
french - "your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries..."
arthur - "is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
french - "no, now go away, or i shall taunt u a second time"

"we are the knights to say 'NI'"

"tis but a flesh wound"

"Stop!, or I shall say Stop! again."

Forget the program's name but it was the one with the Canadian Mounty who solved crimes in New York...something like that anyway.

forgot another one from Van Wilder:

"I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that $hit, yeah!"

classic stuff!

- Stooge007 out

Team America World Police:

1st 1:

Garry: "Hey hold on a second are u from hollywood?"
Spotswood: "I have an incredible offer for u garry, if your interested follow me this way."

Garry follows him to the limo

Spotswood: "please garry step into my car"
Garry: "Oh i get it, I'm supposed to get into your car and let u put ur finger inside me. The if i go down on u i get a movie part.
Spotswood: "no i just wanna show u sumthing"
Garry: "yeah i'll bet u do"
Spotswood: "please garry i'm not from hollywood, I'm not going to f**k your mouth and my time is extremely valuable"

Garry then get in, then Spotswood gets in after.

Garry: "geez this is a nice limo"
Spotswood: "yes it is, now suck my c**k. Haha just kiddin"

2nd 1:

Garry: "Theres no chance we can ever be together?"
Chick (i forgot her name): "Only if u can promise me u'll never die"
Garry: "u know i can't promise that"
Chick: "if u did that i would make love to you right now"
Garry: "i promise i will never die"

3rd 1

Spotswood: "just remember there is no "I" in America"
Intelligence: "Yes there is"

4th 1

Terrorist Leader: "I like u, u have balls, i like balls"

Got a few more from sum over movies but I'm too lazy to put them up at the moment.

LOL team america...

1. Chris: Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your f***ing balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you crap, you'll crap all over your balls, got it?

2. Chris: I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions.

3. Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.
Chris: My God, that's... I don't even know what that is!
Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!

4. Chris: Surprise, cockfags!

5. Joe: crap! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!



- mad89

-A flying limosine. Now I HAVE seen everything

-Have you seen a man eat his own head?

-Er, no..

-Well then you HAVENT seen everything...

"we be fast"
"they be slow"
"two in the box"
"ready to go"

props to whoever remembers what movie that's from

Thats easy. pffffttt. I know this one off the top of my head!

Ghostbusters II







































Thanks google

Bad Boys
Damn right its limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Its just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we da balls just dragging da f*** along

Dont be alarmed, we're negros...

Bad Boys II
Oh Damn! Its the Niggras!

Hey, isn't ricky martin havin' a concert? Get the f*** goin!
you always gotta go racial man... Its sad

and Of course, FMJ. I wont quote them all, but my fav's

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

...Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULLf*** YOU!!!!!

How tall are you private?
SIR, 5 FOOT 9 SIR!
5 FOOT 9? I didn't know they stacked crap that high!

TEXAS? Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you dont look much like a steer, so I guess that narrows it down a bit!

you're breaking my balls hans, you're breaking my balls

- Stooge007 out

You're gonna need a bigger boat!

You're the devil.

"Cool story hansel"

Here's some from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

1:
Jay: hey i'll make u a deal, this guy will suck your d**k off if u let us go
Security guard: contrary to what u believe, not every1 in the industry is a homosexual
Jay: how bout this deal? (points to bob) he'll sick my d**k while u watch and jerk off
Guard: Alright

2:
Jay: hey wait a second, are u guy that f**ked the pie?

3:
Jason Biggs: hey dont u recognize me? look at me, i'm the pie f**ker!
Gaurd: Yeah well in prison he'll be the pie

One of my party tricks is from Encino man... an oldie but a goodie...

Stoney: " Mr Morgan if your edge coz I'm weezing on your grindige then just chill coz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happening at my pat I'd go grind over there so dont tax my gig so hard core cruster"

Mr Morgan : "English stanley please speak english"


LMAO

NEMO the scene wit da Turtle "Jellyman this is Offspring, Offspring this Jellyman"

Billy Madison about his teacher looking at the frame "Soooo hot want to touch the hiny"



Good thread Stooge this is right my ally ;P

Team America:

Cairo...wait thats in Egypt

We've lost Intelligence, repeat we have no Inteligence

How do i know we can trust him?
He proved it to me last night......by sucking my cock

and the songs
"its called a montage" and the one about ben aflec and the pearl harbour movie

FULL METAL JACKET

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "How tall are you, private?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high"

I was just waiting for someone to mention FMJ

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fu*king effort to get to the top of the fu*king obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your a$$ up there by now, wouldn't he?

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fu*k a person in the a$$ and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Damn that was a cool movie....

FMJ
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people f*ck!"

forgot the best line from jay and silentbob strike back:
j: "What the f*ck is the internet?"

the fast and the furious
"motec exhaust"
for those who dont know, motec makes engine management systems, ie computers........mwahahahahaha

Due South?

Mine: "I like grapes!" or "Dragonflies?" from the new Willy Wonka movie.

I just love random old people babble

" Why shoot him in the head when he has brain in his ass? " - unkown movie





From TV series "Buffalo Bill"

Girlfriend: " I am pregnant. "

Bill: " So who is the lucky guy? "